22ndSAS PC Gaming Clan

Imagine if all major retailers started making their
own condoms and kept the same tag-line . . .

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal.

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole

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Mars bar condoms - Helps you work, rest and play

L'Oréal condoms - Because you're worth it

Cadbury's Milk Tray condoms - And all because the lady loves Milk Tray

Carling Black Label condoms - Your best bet for a fuller flavour

Gillette condoms - The best a man can get.

Heinz condoms - 57 varieties

Martini condoms - Any time, any place, any where

Nokia condoms - Connecting people.

Remington condoms - I liked it so much I bought the company.

Stella Artois condoms - Reassuringly expensive.

Tango condoms - You know when you've been Tango'd.

Typhoo Tea condoms - You only get an ooh! with Typhoo.

Whiskas condoms - Eight out of ten cats prefer it.

Zanussi condoms -The appliance of science.

and finally

Happiness is a condom called Hamlet

A few years back I went to a pompey game and was looking in the pompey store in the stadium and they had their own brand of condoms with "Score with Pompey" written on the front

even with a full packet on you couldnt score

HanZ wrote:even with a full packet on you couldnt score

HanZ wrote:even with a full packet on you couldnt score

I heard they leak a lot and always have trouble finishing ;F