Imagine if all major retailers started making their
own condoms and kept the same tag-line . . .
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal.
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
Condoms
Forgot some
Mars bar condoms - Helps you work, rest and play
L'Oréal condoms - Because you're worth it
Cadbury's Milk Tray condoms - And all because the lady loves Milk Tray
Carling Black Label condoms - Your best bet for a fuller flavour
Gillette condoms - The best a man can get.
Heinz condoms - 57 varieties
Martini condoms - Any time, any place, any where
Nokia condoms - Connecting people.
Remington condoms - I liked it so much I bought the company.
Stella Artois condoms - Reassuringly expensive.
Tango condoms - You know when you've been Tango'd.
Typhoo Tea condoms - You only get an ooh! with Typhoo.
Whiskas condoms - Eight out of ten cats prefer it.
Zanussi condoms -The appliance of science.
and finally
Happiness is a condom called Hamlet
Mars bar condoms - Helps you work, rest and play
L'Oréal condoms - Because you're worth it
Cadbury's Milk Tray condoms - And all because the lady loves Milk Tray
Carling Black Label condoms - Your best bet for a fuller flavour
Gillette condoms - The best a man can get.
Heinz condoms - 57 varieties
Martini condoms - Any time, any place, any where
Nokia condoms - Connecting people.
Remington condoms - I liked it so much I bought the company.
Stella Artois condoms - Reassuringly expensive.
Tango condoms - You know when you've been Tango'd.
Typhoo Tea condoms - You only get an ooh! with Typhoo.
Whiskas condoms - Eight out of ten cats prefer it.
Zanussi condoms -The appliance of science.
and finally
Happiness is a condom called Hamlet
I've heard Hanzy talk!
Some people are like Slinkies. They’re not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
