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My complaint about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr.

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:34 am
by Porky
pmsl....time to dig up and revive an oldie :D :p and i dont mean D!eHard :p

http://www.pakin.org/complaint


My complaint about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr.

The time for debate is over. We need to stop talking and start acting. Better yet, we need to find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts. But first, let me pose you a question: Is Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr. actually concerned about any of us or does he just want to cast the world into nuclear holocaust? After reading this letter, you'll undeniably find it's the latter. He plants false evidence to incriminate his adversaries, which is another way of saying that this truth will be as pertinent six years as 60 years hence. In this case, one cannot help but recall that Welshie is not as longiloquent or profligate as you might think. He's more so.

I despise everything about Welshie. I despise Welshie's attempts to mollycoddle the worst kinds of clumsy schmoes there are. I despise how he insists that the bogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to his demands. Most of all, I despise his complete obliviousness to the fact that I have some of his writings in front of me right now. In one of them, Welshie maintains that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is. If you don't find that shocking then consider that I realize that some people may have trouble reading this letter. Granted, not everyone knows what "auriculoventricular" means, but it's nevertheless easy to understand that ever since Welshie decided to break our country's national and patriotic backbone and make it ripe for the slave's yoke of international sectarianism, his consistent, unvarying line has been that the best way to serve one's country is to create a regime of wishy-washy conformism.

I defy the slimy, revolting present-day robber barons who suppress all news that portrays Welshie in a bad light and I defy the powers of darkness that they represent. We should not concern ourselves with his putative virtue or vice. Rather, we should concern ourselves with our own welfare and with the fact that Welshie says that he needs a little more time to clean up his act. As far as I'm concerned, Welshie's time has run out. I realize that Bulverism is a tremendous problem in our society, but does it constantly have to be thrown in our faces? To ask that question another way, what is this obtrusive fascination he has with favoritism? That's the question that perplexes me the most because I can't possibly believe his claim that character development is not a matter of "strength through adversity" but rather, "entitlement through victimization". If someone can convince me otherwise, I'll eat my hat. Heck, I'll eat a whole closetful of hats. That's a pretty safe bet because my purpose here is not to make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that Welshie alleges that he is a perpetual victim of injustice. Naturally, this is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. That's all I have to say about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr. so I guess I'll stop writing now. Oh, and Welshie: Before you start formulating a smart reply, don't bother because I'm just not interested.

Re: My complaint about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr.

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:26 am
by Hervig
That saves having to type the whole invective... :yeahthat:

Re: My complaint about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr.

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:20 pm
by Welsh
just want me to resign then? No need for a smart reply :wink: ?

Re: My complaint about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr.

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:40 pm
by sw337
this has gone way too far!

Re: My complaint about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr.

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:43 pm
by Hervig
Follow the linky link ya muppets... :p
Porky wrote:pmsl....time to dig up and revive an oldie :D :p and i dont mean D!eHard :p

http://www.pakin.org/complaint

I want to share with you a very deep concern I have about Queen Sw337 the Lesbian II. The key point of the following exposition is that Sw337 may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider him to be a weapon of mass destruction himself.

He may meddle in everyone else's affairs right after he reads this letter. Let him. Any day now, I will give peace a chance. Now let's have some fun and examine a few of Sw337's more ridiculous statements.

First, Sw337 said that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved. That's rather venal, isn't it? Later on, he claimed that he is as innocent as a newborn lamb. What this really means is that he wants to disparage and ridicule our traditional heroes and role models.

I'll end this letter with a personal invitation to Queen Sw337 the Lesbian II himself: If you care to respond to what I wrote, please do, especially if you think that I am being inaccurate or unfair. I do not wish to misrepresent you in any way whatsoever.

Pax vobiscum.


:yeahthat: :D

Re: My complaint about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:41 am
by Porky
pmsl....welshie....sweet....READ the small print and click the link....its a auto complaints site....u just type the names :?

i dunno wht i bother sometimes :oops:

Re: My complaint about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:37 am
by Hervig
Nobody reads the text... they just watch your flashing sig... :D

Re: My complaint about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:43 am
by Welsh
i read it!!


But if yo want it you can have it! :wink:

Re: My complaint about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:17 pm
by sw337
i read both

Reply hervig:

mea culpa..

Re: My complaint about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:42 pm
by Porky
so stop getting the arse then both of u :p