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My complaint about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr.
The time for debate is over. We need to stop talking and start acting. Better yet, we need to find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts. But first, let me pose you a question: Is Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr. actually concerned about any of us or does he just want to cast the world into nuclear holocaust? After reading this letter, you'll undeniably find it's the latter. He plants false evidence to incriminate his adversaries, which is another way of saying that this truth will be as pertinent six years as 60 years hence. In this case, one cannot help but recall that Welshie is not as longiloquent or profligate as you might think. He's more so.
I despise everything about Welshie. I despise Welshie's attempts to mollycoddle the worst kinds of clumsy schmoes there are. I despise how he insists that the bogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to his demands. Most of all, I despise his complete obliviousness to the fact that I have some of his writings in front of me right now. In one of them, Welshie maintains that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is. If you don't find that shocking then consider that I realize that some people may have trouble reading this letter. Granted, not everyone knows what "auriculoventricular" means, but it's nevertheless easy to understand that ever since Welshie decided to break our country's national and patriotic backbone and make it ripe for the slave's yoke of international sectarianism, his consistent, unvarying line has been that the best way to serve one's country is to create a regime of wishy-washy conformism.
I defy the slimy, revolting present-day robber barons who suppress all news that portrays Welshie in a bad light and I defy the powers of darkness that they represent. We should not concern ourselves with his putative virtue or vice. Rather, we should concern ourselves with our own welfare and with the fact that Welshie says that he needs a little more time to clean up his act. As far as I'm concerned, Welshie's time has run out. I realize that Bulverism is a tremendous problem in our society, but does it constantly have to be thrown in our faces? To ask that question another way, what is this obtrusive fascination he has with favoritism? That's the question that perplexes me the most because I can't possibly believe his claim that character development is not a matter of "strength through adversity" but rather, "entitlement through victimization". If someone can convince me otherwise, I'll eat my hat. Heck, I'll eat a whole closetful of hats. That's a pretty safe bet because my purpose here is not to make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that Welshie alleges that he is a perpetual victim of injustice. Naturally, this is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. That's all I have to say about Mr. Welshie Emo Clown, Jr. so I guess I'll stop writing now. Oh, and Welshie: Before you start formulating a smart reply, don't bother because I'm just not interested.



