Joke

[UnReaL]

As awkward as it was to share a train carriage with a male stranger, one woman decided to not let it bother her.
On the first night both the woman and man settled down for bed. After about an hour had passed the woman felt terribly cold and leaned over the top bunk and said to the man “I’m awfully cold, would you please go and get me another blanket?”
The man replied “let’s just pretend like we’re married for this one night.” The woman thought for a moment and then decided that no harm could be done so she giggled and agreed. To which the man smiled and then replied “Well then, go get your own damn blanket!”

[BowzeR]

rofl.

The BBC have announced this week for there to be porn movies played at petrol stations all over the country. This is so you can see some one getting [f*cked] at the same time as you.

[Porky]

A Welsh fan was watching a Six Nations game against Ireland in Dublin.

In the packed stadium, there was only one empty seat - right next to him.

"Who does that seat belong to?" asked Dai from the row behind.

"I got the ticket for my wife," replied the fan

"But why isn't she here?"

"I'm afraid she died in an accident."

"So you're keeping the seat vacant as a mark of respect," said Dai.

"No," said the fan, "I offered it to all of my friends."

"So why didn't they take it," asked a puzzled Dai.

"They've all gone to the funeral."