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Sky
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I've heard Hanzy talk!
Some people are like Slinkies. They’re not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
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Porky
The Dentist
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lol....but clan she do that cleaning the toilet aswell?? :D
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good to see u spamming back Porks - the forums are dead without ya man... but this lass is by far from perfect, infact i honestly think she is a complete dog... throw her a stick and u know its coming back.

She looks older than she probably is coz of all the sun she gets in america and/or tan beds - wrecked her skin!

She has got mans feet!

She has fake disgusting tities that turn me right offff.

She is blonde, and judging by her roots she is not natural blonde so she has made the concious decision to make herself look like a blonde whore (or Ho as they say in america! lol)

She looks like a failed porn actress and i bet she will suck and fook her way through every and any man that she thinks will either get her more money, or make her famous..

Trailer-Park Trash this girl like, i wouldnt touch her with yours!
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Porky
The Dentist
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her eyes are nice tho :p
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UnReaL
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its a bloke aint it?

hanz???????
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HanZ
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i ain't that flexible :oops:
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Who do we hate... ¿? HanZ ¿?...we love ya Hanzy ;)
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Sky
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HanZ wrote:i ain't that flexible :oops:
His tits aren't that big either :lol:
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I've heard Hanzy talk!
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Welsh
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If a blue Whale is 45 foot, and its [c*ck] is 15foot, is that always erect? And how the fuckk do 2 have them have sex?! Hmmmm
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Sky
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WelshClown wrote:If a blue Whale is 45 foot, and its [c*ck] is 15foot, is that always erect? And how the fuckk do 2 have them have sex?! Hmmmm
14 feet apart?
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umbongo(uk)
YoRkShIrE StRiPpEr
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the blue whale use,s its [willy] to mimic a dolphin

then when one gets close ,,it gobbles it up

its true!! i read it on wankopedia
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