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Perfect woman
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:26 pm
by Sky
Re: Perfect woman
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:03 am
by Porky
lol....but clan she do that cleaning the toilet aswell??

Re: Perfect woman
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:22 am
by si_
good to see u spamming back Porks - the forums are dead without ya man... but this lass is by far from perfect, infact i honestly think she is a complete dog... throw her a stick and u know its coming back.
She looks older than she probably is coz of all the sun she gets in america and/or tan beds - wrecked her skin!
She has got mans feet!
She has fake disgusting tities that turn me right offff.
She is blonde, and judging by her roots she is not natural blonde so she has made the concious decision to make herself look like a blonde whore (or Ho as they say in america! lol)
She looks like a failed porn actress and i bet she will suck and fook her way through every and any man that she thinks will either get her more money, or make her famous..
Trailer-Park Trash this girl like, i wouldnt touch her with yours!
Re: Perfect woman
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:26 am
by Porky
her eyes are nice tho

Re: Perfect woman
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:38 am
by UnReaL
its a bloke aint it?
hanz???????
Re: Perfect woman
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:55 am
by HanZ
i ain't that flexible

Re: Perfect woman
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:21 pm
by Sky
HanZ wrote:i ain't that flexible

His tits aren't that big either

Re: Perfect woman
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:28 pm
by Welsh
If a blue Whale is 45 foot, and its [c*ck] is 15foot, is that always erect? And how the fuckk do 2 have them have sex?! Hmmmm
Re: Perfect woman
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:57 am
by Sky
WelshClown wrote:If a blue Whale is 45 foot, and its [c*ck] is 15foot, is that always erect? And how the fuckk do 2 have them have sex?! Hmmmm
14 feet apart?
Re: Perfect woman
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:51 am
by umbongo(uk)
the blue whale use,s its [willy] to mimic a dolphin
then when one gets close ,,it gobbles it up
its true!! i read it on wankopedia