Never Ending story

[DrZux]

grab hold of its little paws, then get down on their knees and do an Irish Jig whilst..

[Welsh]

Porky meanwhile, had learnt to fly, a trick the cursed midgets had learnt and hidden.

[Porky]

Meanwhile....over in denmark....porkys imaginary 6ft rabbit was meeting welshies imaginary girlfriend in an S&M cafe....

[umbongo(uk)]

but these were no ordinary imaginary meetings of two lost souls, devoid of love by their cunning masters,,OH no they were pawn,s in the larger game that was later to unfold before our.............

[Welsh]

very eyes, even tho she is NOT imaginary

[Porky]

...she didnt have the heart to tell welshie to fook off....so she went out with porks (not imaginary) 6ft bunny to ask him how...

[BladeZZ]

does a glow worm glow

[Mute]

And why is blowjob called blowjob, you dont even blow when doing it...

[Welsh]

and our story gets sidetracked by the Euro noobs

Back in Never Never land, Porky was inserting his head up a Tree When....

[DrZux]

would you believe it, he remembered that welshie was stood behind him with his big, hard, purple, swelling...