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Re: Never Ending story

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:49 pm
by DrZux
still didn't have a clue what the two fatal flaws were. So DrZux looked at everyone and said "they ain't gonna be no beer or baggin, until someone tells me what the flaws are and who the [f*ck] muttered 2 flaws in anycase" Looking chatised a voice rose from the crowd "It was Me" said......

Re: Never Ending story

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:57 am
by umbongo(uk)
said bowser ,unpon this the team stared at the lancastrian arse bandit [tw*t] .
so what are these flaws mutterd lumberjack with a clogg on his head reading "cheese me quick " on the front . well bowser began to explain"for one unreal forgot to bring his rudolf nuriev yeti enticing ballerina costume and the other is thepuff has been kidnapt by the evil couple but ever so handsome hairey dredd and his broken nosed missus angel
A.K.A the sap snorter, we have to rescue him ,mibsy then shouted out [f*ck] sudecrem i use lard anyway , to take the sore swelling effect away . after millys outburst the guys tried this new revelation and ransacked tescos to their suprise it was true . lard realy did take away the burning effect and had the added benefit of being a rather good hair styling product(to those who had hair this being only grumpy aged 96 and still sporting a mane of gold).we must save thepuff at all costs .
without him we wont be able to browse www,22ndsas.info/forums/posting.php?mode=reply&f=42&t=6192
as he holds the magic windmill key were the home page is kept just by the canal turn left past the tulip field then right over the pickled herring plant bridge just on the corner of mucky sluts hotel Hotel Amsterdam Centrum Nord next to the porn shop of destiny
so they all ?????????

Re: Never Ending story

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:02 am
by D!eHard
Porky wrote:1 person posts 1 sentence
Not fookin chapters....... :p

In the meantime at the land of cod, Porky was shaving is balls ready to take all.........

Re: Never Ending story

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:43 am
by mrBunny
(still laughing hard at anything mr J.K. "Umbongo" Rowling is typing)

...courses of ballshaving that Swedish school systems had developed...

Re: Never Ending story

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:17 pm
by sw337
in case ppl like porky would never shave their balls, only the way it was done..

Re: Never Ending story

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:05 pm
by umbongo(uk)
lol had some time on me hands or id type even less



with a bic and some ..

Re: Never Ending story

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:51 pm
by Porky
...peanut butter and jelly cos he new mr bunny likes the taste....back on the scots border bongo was just finishing his 10th lollipop when..........

Re: Never Ending story

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:12 pm
by sw337
all of a sudden road runner appeared out of nowhere and yelled BIP BIP!...

Re: Never Ending story

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:35 pm
by DrZux
and Bongy shot him dead with a doubled barrel shotgun, after all this aint no cartoon.

Re: Never Ending story

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:55 pm
by mrBunny
from out of nowhere a yeti raced up from behind and shuffled a large trout into bingabongos bum nice but politely since this was warmly welcomed by a hairsproutshooting scotsmen freezing his jingernuts...