22ndSAS PC Gaming Clan

die cos james bond is porkys stunt double and is also

an agent for sudacrem....he was on a mission to yorkshire scotland as there have been yeti siteings in the local pubs n clubs....on his way up he stopped in derby for...

a great big [sh*t]. After all it is a [sh*t] hole.....

that concieved most of our extravagant band of yeti searchers... after a nice time relaxing the band continued torwards Sweden beeing that yeti kinda like the blonde beauties of the great nation of Sweden... arriving in Gothenburg they...

...decided no fook it the yetis are to good lookin and shaved lets try stockholm...

but ala,s there intrepid adventure seemed to be a futile one,until they stopped off in denmark(possibly for ham sandwiche n Colonoscopy ) and spying in the ladies twoilet for yeti,s they only captured sight of beavers ,yet they spotted somthing scrawled on the cubicle wall . for a good time ring blackpool 0234 939678 the chonggimp emporium of rare abomidables and pleasure please bring your own barraclava .sure enough the team of crack mythical beastie hunters gave it a go and purchased some barraclava,s . on reaching the dark shores of this brightly lit palacial holiday destination with a golden mile thats neither made of gold n,or bears any resemblance to yellow they endevord towards the meeting place with the mysterious rubber stealth suited contac ,,the flying handbag .on entering mibzy was..............?

bitten by a yeti vampire and....

with amazement the only thing that happened was that Mibzy, suddenly sprouted Pubic Hair around his bare nether regions. This promptly upset Hervig, who could no longer speculate about Mibzy's, lack of pubes. Anyway now that the explorers were warned that the Flying Hanbag, was really a Yeti hangout, they all turned to Unreal, the tactics wizard (Lvl 9), who decreed that to take control of the Flying Handbag, they should........

hold bongo hostage and demand....

that unless jack duckworth goes to specsavers they will put corry on at tea times as well and show