22ndSAS PC Gaming Clan

OMG Tralalalalalalala looks even gayer than boyband McFly

Sky wrote:OMG Tralalalalalalala looks even gayer than boyband McFly

(boyband McFly . . . . . LoooL)

[SsC]Elmo wrote:There is nothing wrong with climaxing a cat now and then

No, but it was MY cats.....they are talking to a lawyer as we speak...i heard "statutory rape" mentioned....

wiki definition:
Statutory Rape Is Illegal Sexual Activity Between Two People or Elmo and cats When It Would Otherwise Be Legal If Not For Their Age or species: In accordance with the FBI definition, statutory rape is characterized as non-forcible sexual intercourse with a person or Cat who is younger than the statutory age of consent.[3]

The term statutory rape generally refers to sex between elmo and a sexually mature minor cat past the age of puberty. Sexual relations with a prepubescent cat, generically called "cat molestation," is typically treated as a more serious crime.


If i were u Elmo, i would consider calling Johnnie L. Cochran....or just move to Dubai like Michael J..

mcfly wrote:

[SsC]Elmo wrote:There is nothing wrong with climaxing a cat now and then

No, but it was MY cats.....they are talking to a lawyer as we speak...i heard "statutory rape" mentioned....

wiki definition:
Statutory Rape Is Illegal Sexual Activity Between Two People or Elmo and cats When It Would Otherwise Be Legal If Not For Their Age or species: In accordance with the FBI definition, statutory rape is characterized as non-forcible sexual intercourse with a person or Cat who is younger than the statutory age of consent.[3]

The term statutory rape generally refers to sex between elmo and a sexually mature minor cat past the age of puberty. Sexual relations with a prepubescent cat, generically called "cat molestation," is typically treated as a more serious crime.


If i were u Elmo, i would consider calling Johnnie L. Cochran....or just move to Dubai like Michael J..

Only in a country where bestiality is legal

Sky wrote:

mcfly wrote:

[SsC]Elmo wrote:There is nothing wrong with climaxing a cat now and then

No, but it was MY cats.....they are talking to a lawyer as we speak...i heard "statutory rape" mentioned....

wiki definition:
Statutory Rape Is Illegal Sexual Activity Between Two People or Elmo and cats When It Would Otherwise Be Legal If Not For Their Age or species: In accordance with the FBI definition, statutory rape is characterized as non-forcible sexual intercourse with a person or Cat who is younger than the statutory age of consent.[3]

The term statutory rape generally refers to sex between elmo and a sexually mature minor cat past the age of puberty. Sexual relations with a prepubescent cat, generically called "cat molestation," is typically treated as a more serious crime.


If i were u Elmo, i would consider calling Johnnie L. Cochran....or just move to Dubai like Michael J..

Only in a country where bestiality is legal

Wales?

In Wales it's compulsary, ask Merc

pmsl

Sky wrote: Only in a country where bestiality is legal

Oh [sh*t], i forgot...hey Elmo you dont have to move to Dubai...come to Copenhagen and climax all the cats u want, the lawyers cant touch u here..as long as the kittys dont suffer during the act..(just a question of painkillers and gaffatape, i think..)

btw Mr. B, interesting that u are so wise in the ways of bestiality-legislations in foreign countries

mcfly wrote:

Sky wrote: Only in a country where bestiality is legal

Oh [sh*t], i forgot...hey Elmo you dont have to move to Dubai...come to Copenhagen and climax all the cats u want, the lawyers cant touch u here..as long as the kittys dont suffer during the act..(just a question of painkillers and gaffatape, i think..)

btw Mr. B, interesting that u are so wise in the ways of bestiality-legislations in foreign countries

seem to recalll you explaining it in a topic about H2o & goats, or maybe Porky told me
but while I've been laying in hospital I've had plenty of time for research

this forum has gone way downhill