Met up with some of WTE and SsC
OMG Tralalalalalalala looks even gayer than boyband McFly
I've heard Hanzy talk!
Some people are like Slinkies. They’re not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
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Ratata
Sky wrote:OMG Tralalalalalalala looks even gayer than boyband McFly
(boyband McFly . . . . . LoooL)
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mcfly
No, but it was MY cats.....they are talking to a lawyer as we speak...i heard "statutory rape" mentioned....[SsC]Elmo wrote:There is nothing wrong with climaxing a cat now and then
wiki definition:
Statutory Rape Is Illegal Sexual Activity Between Two People or Elmo and cats When It Would Otherwise Be Legal If Not For Their Age or species: In accordance with the FBI definition, statutory rape is characterized as non-forcible sexual intercourse with a person or Cat who is younger than the statutory age of consent.[3]
The term statutory rape generally refers to sex between elmo and a sexually mature minor cat past the age of puberty. Sexual relations with a prepubescent cat, generically called "cat molestation," is typically treated as a more serious crime.
If i were u Elmo, i would consider calling Johnnie L. Cochran....or just move to Dubai like Michael J..
Only in a country where bestiality is legalmcfly wrote:No, but it was MY cats.....they are talking to a lawyer as we speak...i heard "statutory rape" mentioned....[SsC]Elmo wrote:There is nothing wrong with climaxing a cat now and then
wiki definition:
Statutory Rape Is Illegal Sexual Activity Between Two People or Elmo and cats When It Would Otherwise Be Legal If Not For Their Age or species: In accordance with the FBI definition, statutory rape is characterized as non-forcible sexual intercourse with a person or Cat who is younger than the statutory age of consent.[3]
The term statutory rape generally refers to sex between elmo and a sexually mature minor cat past the age of puberty. Sexual relations with a prepubescent cat, generically called "cat molestation," is typically treated as a more serious crime.
If i were u Elmo, i would consider calling Johnnie L. Cochran....or just move to Dubai like Michael J..
I've heard Hanzy talk!
Some people are like Slinkies. They’re not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
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Wales?Sky wrote:Only in a country where bestiality is legalmcfly wrote:No, but it was MY cats.....they are talking to a lawyer as we speak...i heard "statutory rape" mentioned....[SsC]Elmo wrote:There is nothing wrong with climaxing a cat now and then
wiki definition:
Statutory Rape Is Illegal Sexual Activity Between Two People or Elmo and cats When It Would Otherwise Be Legal If Not For Their Age or species: In accordance with the FBI definition, statutory rape is characterized as non-forcible sexual intercourse with a person or Cat who is younger than the statutory age of consent.[3]
The term statutory rape generally refers to sex between elmo and a sexually mature minor cat past the age of puberty. Sexual relations with a prepubescent cat, generically called "cat molestation," is typically treated as a more serious crime.
If i were u Elmo, i would consider calling Johnnie L. Cochran....or just move to Dubai like Michael J..
In Wales it's compulsary, ask Merc
I've heard Hanzy talk!
Some people are like Slinkies. They’re not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
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mcfly
Sky wrote: Only in a country where bestiality is legal
Oh [sh*t], i forgot...hey Elmo you dont have to move to Dubai...come to Copenhagen and climax all the cats u want, the lawyers cant touch u here..as long as the kittys dont suffer during the act..(just a question of painkillers and gaffatape, i think..)
btw Mr. B, interesting that u are so wise in the ways of bestiality-legislations in foreign countries
seem to recalll you explaining it in a topic about H2o & goats, or maybe Porky told memcfly wrote:Sky wrote: Only in a country where bestiality is legal
Oh [sh*t], i forgot...hey Elmo you dont have to move to Dubai...come to Copenhagen and climax all the cats u want, the lawyers cant touch u here..as long as the kittys dont suffer during the act..(just a question of painkillers and gaffatape, i think..)
btw Mr. B, interesting that u are so wise in the ways of bestiality-legislations in foreign countries
but while I've been laying in hospital I've had plenty of time for research
I've heard Hanzy talk!
Some people are like Slinkies. They’re not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
