Tha Pool.

[Welsh]

Schoolclass in Liverpool, teacher asks soo does everybodyy in here support Liverpool FC?

Whole class puts their hand up, except for 1 girl. "Who do you support then Mary?"
"I'm a West Ham fan Sir"
"Why do you support West Ham!?"
"Well sir, my mother and father are bigg West Ham fans and it started from there really, just follow their club too"
"You know Mary, it's not always good to copy your parents, you don't have to. What if your father was a drug dealer and also a bigg carburglar, and your mum was a prostitute?"
" Ummm then Sir, I think i'd be a liverpool fan"

[Porky]

er slight similarity here welshie

derbys turn


A primary teacher starts a new job in the Midlands and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Derby County fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Derby fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: “Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?“
"Because I'm not a Derby fan miss,“ she replies.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: “Well, if you're not a Derby fan, then who are you a fan of?“
"I'm a Forest fan, and proud of it,“ Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. “Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Forest fan?“
"Because my mum and dad are from Nottingham, and my mum is a Forest fan, my dad is a Forest fan, so I'm a Forest fan too!“
“Well,“ said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, “that's no reason for you to be a Forest fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time! What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief? What would you be then?“
"Then,“ Mary smiled, “I'd be a Derby fan...“

[Wudokai]

lol


...got plenty of liverpool fans over here m8 wanting to stuff the sheep

[Welsh]

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[Porky]

cba to search

not hard....

spam

joke thread

[D!eHard]

er slight similarity here welshie

derbys turn


A primary teacher starts a new job in the Midlands and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Derby County fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Derby fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: “Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?“
"Because I'm not a Derby fan miss,“ she replies.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: “Well, if you're not a Derby fan, then who are you a fan of?“
"I'm a Forest fan, and proud of it,“ Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. “Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Forest fan?“
"Because my mum and dad are from Nottingham, and my mum is a Forest fan, my dad is a Forest fan, so I'm a Forest fan too!“
“Well,“ said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, “that's no reason for you to be a Forest fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time! What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief? What would you be then?“
"Then,“ Mary smiled, “I'd be a Derby fan...“

Thats it! Pick on me when Im on me hols and I can't defend myself.......

[CuZ]

Thats it! Pick on me when Im on me hols and I can't defend myself.......

M8, you support Derby County FC - Officially the worst team in Premiership history.

If you had been here, what exactly would your defence have been?
Especially with Stubbsy at the heart of it!

[Hervig]

"Diminished responsibility due to temporary insanity"...

[Porky]

er slight similarity here welshie

derbys turn


A primary teacher starts a new job in the Midlands and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Derby County fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Derby fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: “Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?“
"Because I'm not a Derby fan miss,“ she replies.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: “Well, if you're not a Derby fan, then who are you a fan of?“
"I'm a Forest fan, and proud of it,“ Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. “Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Forest fan?“
"Because my mum and dad are from Nottingham, and my mum is a Forest fan, my dad is a Forest fan, so I'm a Forest fan too!“
“Well,“ said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, “that's no reason for you to be a Forest fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time! What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief? What would you be then?“
"Then,“ Mary smiled, “I'd be a Derby fan...“

Thats it! Pick on me when Im on me hols and I can't defend myself.......

actually at u zuxie and herv....was wondering who i'd get a bote from 1st

[D!eHard]

But them batty boys don't like footy! plus Zuxie is a cockney from Exerter........

@ Cuz....We came up to early everybody knows that, but we will be back stronger.
And I think our record will be broken next season I Hope