Never Ending story

[Porky]

..."welshies love parade"....unfortunately they were in wales when the porg obliterated it....meanwhile up near the scots border bongo was planning....

[umbongo(uk)]

a bit of a doo and invited all his fiends(yes fiends not freinds) for tea,after hearing of the plight in denmark on an outbreak of swines disiease he pressed the magic red button that.........

[X-DJ]

...magically transported the lordly Porkster to his soirée. What Bongy didn't realise however was that ...

[Porky]

...the porkmeister was aware of the plan.....and sent his clone instead....who was rather...

[X-DJ]

...like UnReaL in the ballerina sense . The clone brought with him some...

[umbongo(uk)]

sausages n brown sauce hoping to entice the YOUNG bongo into a ?..

[BladeZZ]

nudist colony run by porky which

[Welsh]

was full of midgets.

[DrZux]

Now these midgets had some strange ideas about...

[Porky]

...."hamsters".....when it was a full moon they liked to gather naked on a hill all with a hamster and....